Only Mama Can Love You Hoodie

For the goblins, gremlins, murderhobos, and lovable chaos gremlins at your table. This adorable-yet-threatening hoodie is the perfect badge of honor for every RPG player whose dice are cursed, plans are questionable, and alignment is… negotiable. A perfect mix of cute, chaotic, and convention-ready style for every member of the RPGmama family. Cute on the front. Slightly threatening on the back. Just like every good DM. Perfect for: 🎲 Late-night dungeon crawls 🐉 Convention adventures 🧙 Cozy game nights 💖 Emotional support after a TPK Features: Plush medium-heavy fleece (8.25 oz) with soft 3-end construction for a smooth hand-feel Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets Durable details: twill necktape, double-needle topstitching, and tear-away label Runs true to size; mostly combed ring-spun cotton with recycled polyester blends (varies by color) Durable print designed to survive critical fails and natural 20s Warning: May cause party members to ask where you got it. May increase your chances of being adopted by RPGmama. Will not protect against dragons, bad rolls, or consequences. Wear it proudly. Because no matter how feral your party gets… Only Mama Can Love You. 💕🎲 Care instructions Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not bleach Tumble dry: low heat Iron, steam or dry: low heat Do not dry-clean

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